Dear Allie,
I am writing you because you are a girl, and you live with 2 boys also. Maybe you can
explain Milly to me. Milly is the girl that lives at my house. She and Tucker already
lived here when I came. Tucker loved me and let me curl up with him. He would play
with me and I tagged along behind him everywhere he went. Milly used to beat me up
all the time when I was a little baby, and now
that I am bigger she sometimes thinks she can still boss me around. Gee she is even
harder to get along with when she is wearing those girly pants! Do you like one of the
boys at your house better than the other? I am a handsome brindle boy who wears
his heart on his chest for the world to see. Why do you suppose she treats me So
Cruel? This has really gotten me all Shook Up! Why can't she just Love Me Tender?
From Presley in Kansas
I am writing you because you are a girl, and you live with 2 boys also. Maybe you can
explain Milly to me. Milly is the girl that lives at my house. She and Tucker already
lived here when I came. Tucker loved me and let me curl up with him. He would play
with me and I tagged along behind him everywhere he went. Milly used to beat me up
all the time when I was a little baby, and now
that I am bigger she sometimes thinks she can still boss me around. Gee she is even
harder to get along with when she is wearing those girly pants! Do you like one of the
boys at your house better than the other? I am a handsome brindle boy who wears
his heart on his chest for the world to see. Why do you suppose she treats me So
Cruel? This has really gotten me all Shook Up! Why can't she just Love Me Tender?
From Presley in Kansas
Dear Presley,
I can certainly sympathize with Milly. My humans did the same thing to me. It was just
me and my boy dog for so long, then she brought home a second boy one day. What
did I need a second boy for? It's hard enough to just keep
one boy in line! Milly probably feels the same way. She and Tucker were probably
best friends, then all of a sudden when you came it upset her balance. I'm sure she
loves you very much, but your probably going to have to find your own girl. Tucker
probably doesn't want to share her with you anyway.
As for her girly panties she wears, if she is wearing them for the reason I think she is
wearing them, then you REEEAALLY want to stay away from her right now. I can tell
you she feels puffy, irritable, and wants to be left alone for a little while. Besides that,
I get the impression that you're still fairly young and you probably don't want the
responsibility of a family yet. (and if you don't know why I brought that up, then you're
definitely too young.)Just be patient. In a month or so, everybody will be happy again.
Milly will stop snarking at you as much and Tucker will want to play with you again.
You'll eventually find your own girl, too. Us girls like a handsome Hound Dog that's
cuddly like a Teddy Bear.
Be Patient,
Allie
(who actually used to have a crush on a handsome brindle boy years ago)
I can certainly sympathize with Milly. My humans did the same thing to me. It was just
me and my boy dog for so long, then she brought home a second boy one day. What
did I need a second boy for? It's hard enough to just keep
one boy in line! Milly probably feels the same way. She and Tucker were probably
best friends, then all of a sudden when you came it upset her balance. I'm sure she
loves you very much, but your probably going to have to find your own girl. Tucker
probably doesn't want to share her with you anyway.
As for her girly panties she wears, if she is wearing them for the reason I think she is
wearing them, then you REEEAALLY want to stay away from her right now. I can tell
you she feels puffy, irritable, and wants to be left alone for a little while. Besides that,
I get the impression that you're still fairly young and you probably don't want the
responsibility of a family yet. (and if you don't know why I brought that up, then you're
definitely too young.)Just be patient. In a month or so, everybody will be happy again.
Milly will stop snarking at you as much and Tucker will want to play with you again.
You'll eventually find your own girl, too. Us girls like a handsome Hound Dog that's
cuddly like a Teddy Bear.
Be Patient,
Allie
(who actually used to have a crush on a handsome brindle boy years ago)
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